"Can I take a picture of you?"
"Humansofnewport, it’s a photojournalism site we’re putting up for fun, I go to Newport Harbor."
"Oh no way we went there!"
"Is Becker still there?!"
"Yeah! I have her…"
"Dude I had her! Will Becker care if we are smoking…"
"Dude she might fail you if I’m in this picture!"
"Oh no this isn’t for a class project."
"So are you going to turn this into a porn site…or are serial killers going to come find us?"
"Hahaha no I promise those are not my intentions…"
"Do you like my haircut? I just got it done and yesterday it looked like Macklemore so I re-did it."
"Oh no it looks fine!"
"Hey at least you don’t look like a sixteen year old. That’s what some eighteen year old told me. I need to get it cut."